Funny signs

This is funny

Its christmas!!

I don't celebrate christmas for some reason but I do enjoy the pleasure of receiving gifts. All gifts are welcome.

Hmm so, I am here wishing everyone Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Below are a few of my favourite christmas song. Enjoy



Billy Gilman - Warm and fuzzy



Bianca Ryan - Why Couldn't it be Christmas Everyday

Kids...

Kids really do say the darnest things :)

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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HO Ho Ho

"Christmas, Christmas time is near, time for joy and time for cheer" says the chipmunks.

Yesterday I was in a chrismassy mood after I watched Shrek The Hall. Its basically an half-hour animated TV special, featuring Shrek characters, sharing their christmas experience. Watch it. Its nice


The ogre baby is so cute esp the girl baby.


OGRE CLAUS!

I've been conned!!!!

Genting Highland has this china man drawing self portrait pictures. He is a very professional artist, no doubt bout it. The reason I say so is because he drew a girl and it looked EXACTLY like her. 99% similiar. And the portrait is laminated. The portrait comes with 3 sizes and they are all different prices. Small RM50 Medium RM60 and Large RM80.

I thought it would be quite reasonable and I decided to be drawn by that china man. Being myself (the stingy me), I chose to have the RM50 drawing. But unexpectedly, I paid RM80 for the whole portrait. I'll tell you why.

It took 10 minutes to draw my face and for the first time I have facial cramp. I constantly doing my trade mark smile (showing my front row of teeth when I'm smiling, like doing a toothpaste ad).

While the artist drawing me, there are some cekik senang people who actually stood there for 10 minutes to watch the drawing process. So I kinda wasted their 10 minutes on me :)

So after the drawing process, the man showed me my portrait. Sigh, I don't look anything (maybe abit) like that except the hair and forehead. My eyes are smaller in reality but the portrait's eyes are like fish ball eyes. And and I look like a china cartoon character.



Anyway, the RM80 part. I didn't realized that the drawing doesn't include the plastic cover (lamination) that prevent the ink from smearing. And the stupid plastic cover cost me RM30. If I choose not to put the plastic, the ink will definitely smear and whats the point drawing it in the first place. ARGHHHH.

So, thats the whole I've been conned story. But I guess its part of my fault also, for not asking the price properly. Sigh

Bangsa Malaysia Series

Last weekend, I went to this workshop on non-discrimination. It was a follow up event after my participant in the training of trainers on non-discrimination education organized by KOMAS (Pusat Komunikasi Masyarakat). I know I'm confusing you guys.

But anyway, the workshop I went last weekend was held in Hindu Youth Training Centre, Klang. Ya I know, they have nice bak kut teh there but thats not the point. So basically, we (with the other 3 facilitator) were there to introduce and understand human rights and its basic principles (UDHR - Universal Declaration of Human Rights). In UDHR, it contains about 30 articles laying out the basic rights of a human being. Heres the link to the articles : http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html

Besides that, we were also there to help them to understand bout race discrimination and to raise awareness on its effects amongst the general public. And not forgetting to eliminate racial discrimination and install unity. I sounds easy eh? But trust me its NOT.

Below are a few pictures taken during the workshop





This is what they wrote when I ask them whats good about Malaysia. Its part of exploring the reality io=

Well, there is a good and bad side of everything and this is the not so good part.


There are some other activities as well.

I've got to go now. Bye

P/S: Klang is currently repairing the roads, so prepare to get stuck in the jam like I did :)

Class Pictures

Recently, i took a few class photos with my classmates. so there you go...

YA 2008




now lets stroll back to YA 2007 class pictures..not much difference really




and YA2006


and thats about it..



p/s: my first blog with pictures hehe

Unwell

I've been sick for the past 2 weeks...started with flu, lots of sneezing and tissue wastage..then sore throat..green green and yellow yellow phlegm..then now dizzy plus vomiting..I should have went to see a doctor when i had that flu but i bo kam buam wanna see doctor because flu very small thing only dun wan waste money..but who knows now the small flu infect get my throat and ear..sigh

Today at least better ady..can blog somemore hahaha

Anyway, I wanna go and rest ady..

Bye bye

nah

yea i really feel like posting stg here..i know usually ppl post their first entry when they first sign up for a blog or stg but neh who cares..

so hmm...i went to mcd for lunch today and i had fillet o fish (ala carte), bubur ayam mcd (small)...and some free fries (small) which i redeem with my ronald mcdonald kids club card..the fries was awesome because its straight from the fryer machine? and also because its free..

before i had my lunch, i went to renew my Jcard membership which cause me RM12 but i do receive a complimentary express facial worth RM48 voucher..so i guess the RM12 i spent was kinda worth it?

and after that i went back and took a 45 mins nap to recharge my energy oh btw i woke up at 8 this morning

and after after that i had my dinner, "wa tan hor" while watching friends (again)..

and now im trying to post a post on my blog ;)

so..nah my first post


p/s: i seriously dunno how to deco or put canggih canggih thgs in my blog..and i also dunno which word should i bold or color or italic it..aik..all feedbacks are welcome?